Mr.Islam Mr:Manager
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| I guess this happens sometimes in reality also ... LoooooL .... NoNo BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour. PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man : You remind me of the sea. Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Man : NO, because you make me sick. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? Peter : A bit of both. I thi! nk you're pretty ugly.
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كاااااري33 Appreciation
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the black pearl Excellence
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